![]() Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives. I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work-in this case, my mom and dad. Unknown “Īge is not important unless you’re a cheese. The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. If everybody was treated like they matter - everyday birthdays wouldn’t be so special. Both seem to happen too often and there’s no avoiding either. Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? -Bobby Kelton “īirthdays are like taxes. You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Unknown “īirthday cake calories don’t count. Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar… Yung No Mo. There is still no cure for the common birthday. ![]() Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake. ![]()
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